Wednesday, October 7, 2009

a letter to my lexus

dear willard,

sorry buddy i havent had time to clean your dirty body. at least i cleaned the inside, the inside matters the most. you probably feel a lot better now after i vacuumed all that sand, dog hair, and crumbs. although, you need some new eyes, it makes it harder for me to drive you at night and i'll be a better owner by buying you some glasses, HIDs. i also need to buy you some new shoes, i guarantee your old ones are not going to make it to irwindale. better yet, i must start looking for your needs on ebay.

i love you old fart,
jo

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